Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

Meet the snarky, hilarious side of your favorite leafy friends with Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts by Carlyle Christoff — a witty illustrated book that gives voice to the inner monologues of the plants we love (and sometimes forget to water).

Equal parts humor and relatable introspection, this book imagines what our houseplants would say if they could speak — from existential musings to savage one-liners about our questionable life choices. A perfect gift for plant parents, book lovers, and anyone who finds comfort in chaos, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh or spark a moment of “yep, that’s me.”

Available now at Enchanted Blossoms in Holmdel, NJ, this quirky read pairs perfectly with a new houseplant or one of our signature floral designs. Great for birthdays, thank-you gifts, or just because your favorite person deserves a good laugh.

Houseplants and their Fucked Up Thoughts By Carlyle Christoff

Hardcover